*me in 2015 laughing at David Cameron trying to explain why he sh@gged the pig* says a  man in a hat looking at a computer screen, *me in 2023 listening to a group of anarcho capitalist millionaires explain why we should imprison Teachers and Nurses* says the same  man in the same hat looking at a TV screen and referencing the general state of things, I see everyone doing this I feel like I should too, says the person holding iced plastic to her face,  plead, probe, magnificent, no fvck them kids, says the person playing the drums on the train  tracks, HACK to end your TikTok / social media addiction, if you’re like addicted to TikTok  and you find yourself reaching for your phone throughout the day and you just mindlessly scroll I  have a hack for you, says the person in your phone, i don’t know if kids are in my future, but you best believe that I’m making them a letterboxd at birth so that they know every movie  they have ever seen and when, a school project says World Events, 2001, The twin towers got crashed in to, Shrek came out, two very different, but memorable events, a boy in a hoodie says testing TikTok Side Hustles so you don’t have to Part 27 (it’s vending machine ownership), Matty Healey, who is problematic in a hot way says, Don’t throw oranges on this  stage, it’s not the 1500s, excuse me sir, the sir in the red beanie says, yeah, what are your  thoughts on a 2 state solution for the Israeli Palestinian conflict, the sir in the red beanie  says, double it and give it to the next person, and the lip-syncing girl says me to the guy I  brought home from the club just to cuddle, we don’t have to take our clothes off (to have a good time is implied), pov: ur a child passing someone smoking a ciggy, Matty Healey, who  is hot in a problematic way says, we support the union strikers, it’s simply how industrial action works, can’t demonise it, the person in the crochet bunny balaclava says, do you know  who didn’t wish Paul Mescal a happy birthday, Phoebe Bridgers, she asks herself as  someone else, do you want some, pointing to a grapefruit, she answers herself as someone  else oh no i can’t I’m- WAR IS OVER, she, as herself can eat a slice of grapefruit because  she is no longer mentally ill, lying down he says, every core core edit I’ve ever seen I react the exact same way, he gets up to change angle this time he’s looking down at us, he says, this is good, I like this one, save. 

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